Thanksgiving eve & 808's n HeartBreak

So we meet again my blogger comrads. how's it hangin'? Yeah so i been at Rime all week gettin ready 4 Black Friday or w.e. so i bussed out the music selection on 'em n violated everyones music device. so ofcourse Covin got emotional n went home n got madd music 4 no reason to try to outdo me but im the KANG HOMIE (T.I voice). so on monday some kids stole 2 MonClers from the store =/ smh. People stills teal? what year are wein ? but yea yesterday i went to Rime fterschool n rode the train with Sara as usual. always good to have a talk with "croppy" lol. she got madd funny out of nowhere but im still the comedian >=]. She was going to soho with PC so i gotoff at Bergen n went about my bidnassss. i went to brooklyn circus for the first time in monthhss n saw a crewneck i really want. i might go buy it 2morrow but eggh =/. Me n my gf started our "stash" so we can buy a dog when we move in together -_- yeeeeeeeeah. I took madd pics this week n shitt so thats good =] oh yeah and i gota Stussy crewneck yesterday from Rime. shhit is tough even though i don't really mess with stussy like that. I was cold n only had on a t shit under my coat so yeah i put it on lol don't judge me =/. After a hard days work at the store I was hungry and i was only with my gf for like 5 mins in school so I decided to go to her house. She was all in her "pajamas" n stuff n her socks were mad funny. We closed the store at likeee 8:30 n i got onda train n bumped 808's n heartbreak, i think it's unfair to listen to that cd on regualr headphones but thats just me. yeah, i got to bdway junction at like 9 n got there at like 9:15. There was food waiting for me =] isn't that wonderful? long hard day n come home to the wife and a muthafuckinn MEALLLL. I guess that's how its gunna be when we get older and I come back from being a Street Pharmacist and im looking forward to that =]. After we ate n shit i got kanye's album n shit. Say You will is the best song on the album idc what nobody says!. Ofcourse i wanted to have sex and I didnt wana leave =/ but thats just the way love goes. I saw Melissa (my gf's older sister) finally!. havent seen that crackhead in a while. yeaah so i left at like 11:45, i might as well have stayed till 12:00 so i can tell her im thankful fro hern happy thanksgiving n all that gay shit but im too hood 4 all that luvy duvy shit yuhh digg?! I' MSOOOO HOOOOOODDDD! -_-. i waited for like 35 minutes for the fukin A train n it defiantely made C train stops so i was hype for no reason. I got off at Lafayette n walked the rest n i got some tea at the corner sto' n i got home at like 1 but here are some pics of my week-

i thought this face was funny. Happy thanksgiving everyone from me n my lazyass gf lol

vitamin waters, snotballs and 27 degrees

NEW WORLD WATER MAKE YOUR TIDE RISE HIGH-

Today's Sunday n i haven't been doing shit..i'm mad sick n shit that's why. Umm Friday i wanted to die in school n wanted to tackle my english teacher. I hate that skinny bitch >=. Well anyway my gf cheered me up cuz she came home with me (wink wink). thik everybody knows what that meanssss =D. We watched King Of Queens and "cuddled" and all that gay shit. We did our normal chinese food/sex routine which always makes my day =) cuz thats just what we do. My mom n my lil brother came or w.e n she was actually around them for more then 2 seconds =] then my moms young ass friends came cuz theyre nosey and they wanted to c her. They said she looks like my mom which is a good thing i guess. It was kinda weird cuz she had my shirt on which was probably a "we just had sex" impression but hey watever lol. My little brother was acting gay at first but then he warmed up 2 her n shit. My grandmother came and eveyrbody got happy ..they have this weird connection idk y, think my grnamdother loves her more then me but thats how live is. My grandmother's young for her age I guess. She brought my gf cake from juniors and didnt bring me shit -_-..like niggas didnt need some cake to rejuvenate myself from layin the D down.. I was fallin asleep and for once didnt want to take the G train so then my grandmother and some annoying man n me drove my wife home and we sat in theback and cuddled like toddlers =]. I'm too hood to use the word "cuddle" but ehh wateva. I'M SO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOD -_-. too bad i didnt have my camera when all this was happening -_-. Niggas aint do shit on yesterdaybut wakeup, went 2 breakfast wit derrick like a true homo then went to soho with him so he could "cop a coat" ofcourse he went in the bbc store and bought a $92 fitted and wants me to cut school and come with him on Friday to get some new NYC tee thats coming out ..eghh =/..but besides that all i did was drink tea and vitamin water n go to Rime n slave with spray paint n markers n shit, I saw Dru at when i left Rime though =] but he had to " get ready for work in the morning' thats black folk 4 ya, always trynna act white n be smart n dedicated n shit. Its like 8:00 and ofcourse my gf is knocked out =[ Im drinking vitamin water again, this is probably my 8th bottle this weekend.....I have to be at Rime at like 12 so i might stayup. you probably dont care but then again if youd dint you wouldn't be reading my blog. oh yeah btw SMD. =] ily guys.

Vagina Feasts and Rime'n

yooooooooooo party peopleeeeeee -_-. Yeah so recently i haven't been blogging cuz i been busy n shit. According to my gf my blogs been "slackin" she suffers from mental retardation however. I've been bussy at Rime n shit. im there when im not in school n with my girl n shiit. I intern there n shit n draw n design 4 the store n everything n shit cuz im just nicee like that ghod and i've never been happier .cuz thats the way love goes.. i dont get paid so i'll still be broke but im okay with that. take the F or G to bergen n "drop sum cash" =]. Yesterday i had chinese food with my wife after sex cuz that's the way love goes and thats just what we do you know?

Today had to be the coldest day I've ever lived through. I wore my keepwatch Mishka fitted cuz thats my favorite hat and i haven't worn it in god knows how long. I spent some time with sara afterschool. she's like a real sister to me and we spoke about life n life n life n life n shit. that was some good talk shit. I ate breakfast alone at the diner this morning becuz my retarded gf was mad at me cuz i fell asleep on her again =/. Thats the way love goes.

Recent Photoss:

RIME'n on the ISLE'n

come thruu.

yeah we got MonCler nigaaa, 4 all yall drug dealin ass guap gettin ass paper touchin asss cats -_-

and since i couldn't eat my gf's vagina for dinner i just settled for this =(

goodnight bloggers. Onelove -Eazy'

Freezing ballsacks and bacon

niggas wokeup madd early today =/. at like 10:30..i apologized to my gf again for falling asleep on the phone the night before..it's a bad habit but happens continously. i don't do it on purpose but i love her<33. so anyway i hit up my fellow fags n set up Breakfast reservations like true Homo's. Dru had to do a stupid essay so he came after. It was madddd brick outside n my pubic hairs had iceicles on them =/. I hit up the diner with unreliable ass derrick..The ladies call Skywlkr' but he's gay just like me.

i gotta bacon egg n cheese n that shit tasted like pussy on some bread but ironically enough that wasn't my last bacon egg n cheeseof the day =D. I'm greedy and idc. After eating together we decided to take our fag lives to Margot's house. WABB ALLLL MUTHAAAFUCKIN DAY!.

Some cold outside shit-

Margot's house is always madd warm n thats WAB headquarters. Derrick is rich so he not in WAB. he a false claimer. it was madddd briccckkk!

Dru finally came =]

he had on some tough ass G star jeans that highlighted the outline of his penis, we have the same exact hoody cuz we're gay enough to match. we played wit Chestuh n hadd WAB meetings and discussed serious business. shit is real in deze streets!

DIRT OFF YA SHOULDER!

in DA end niggas came home to buffalo wings n shit anf frost bite in my private part area.

Goodnigh' Bloggers.

Rainy nights and 23 dollars?!

So, today started off horrible with the rain and all. i wanted to slap my mom with a 2-by-4 cuz she was getting on my nerves. After being harassed for half the day i finally left. I got on the train at like 4o clock to go pick up Riss. I took the G train like 4 times today .i got to Canarsie minutes to 5 and she had on tights =) that really got my penis in the lay the D down mood.

we got on the same cart as some hoodrats who were taking pics so we did the same =]. we got to broadway junction and couldn't decide on where to go. I hadn't eaten all day so we decided to take the A train downtown bk n get sum grub.we got on the same cart as some hoodrats who were taking pics so we did the same =]. we got to broadway junction and couldn't decide on where to go. I hadn't eaten all day so we decided to take the A train downtown bk n get sum grub.

my greedy gf wanted iHop so thats where we ended up spending this rainy saturday evening. i haven't been too iHop in years and i was starving so i did what 400 pound men do with wrinkled penises.

Greedy people photographs below :

I never knew iHop iced tea was so good. We ate like savages and our food only came up to $23 =D. shocked the hell outta me? cheap don't you think so? Being the loyal customer i am i left the fatass waitresss a 7 dollar tip. After iHop we walked around in the rain and ot all wet n shit. i guess that's romantic. we got on the G train and took it to Smith-9th street for no apparent reason =]a and then we took it to the L and I took her greedy ass home. Thats all for todays blog. OneLove-

<3

Bloggin' on the Noggin'

EAZY DOES IT'





yeah so the names Kareem. better known as K Eazy. I'm 17 yrs old and i live in Brooklyn. I like Ravioli. I like Pokemon. I like V necks. I rather the train than the bus.I'm materialistic and can't help it. I go to brooklyn college academy, where it's easy to be hated and hard to be appreciated. I don't leave the house without my iPod or my phone. I love Mos Def, Big L, Jay-z, Smif n Wessun, Kanye West, tribe called quest etc. I listen to Black On Both Sides about 5 times a day..from top to bottom. I like to ride the G train even though I live nowhere near it. I don't let my gf go home alone, no matter wat time it is. I wish I lived with my gf and next door to Dru and across the hall from Sara. I talk too much in class. I would spend $50 everyday in food if i had it like that. But im broke, imma proud member of WAB ( WE ARE BROKE) truue storry ghod.I love my Gucci belt as much as i love my cock. I hate my wallet but it holds my shit and i never get around to getting a new one. I take pictures and draw for fun. I love skinny jeans and idc what people say about me wearing them. I like fooooddd. alot. Imma skinny nigga but I eat like a 400 pound slob with a wrinkled penis and cheese doodle breath. I'm not rich. I'm not perfect and I laydown with my gf alot. I fall alseep on the phone and i like Brown n Serve sausage.. I was supposed to make this blog shit a long time ago but i never got around to it. I guess I procrastinate alot =/. I eat Chicken n Broccoli with white rice and chicken wings with my girlfriend after hours of rough sweaty pounding pig sex. Speaking of my girlfriend, Her name's Jerissa Cribb and she's 17, if you tell me Cribb isn't a cool last name u a muthaafuckkin hater!. She's 6 months older than me and i like that =]. She came to my school last yr n i wannid that assssssss. so i scoopedd dat asss lol. We watch king of queens together and say every line of every episdoe because we love that show. My tv is only on when she's at my house. I leave it unplugged..i want to sell it but she stops me from doing so =[. We're gunna live like Doug and Carrie when we get older and Melissa ( hersister) is gunna be the Arthur of the household. She made me spagehtti ONCE and swears she's a cook -_-. 90% of the time my phone is in my hand that means im texting her. I'm not really a phone perosn but I call her alot. I think her mom is the best cook in the world. hands down. Her mom loves me more than she loves my gf and im okay with that =D. We wear the same size in sneakers and idc. I give her my clothes and kicks and she gives me sex...thats how shit goess in deze streets!.I LAY THE D DOWN..UP AND DOWN..AND ROUN N ROUN. She's lazy but i love her =*. Before we started going out I used to talk to her about bichtes n hoes =/..i regret doing so but she knows me inside and out and what i like and don't like so I guess it's a good thing. She keeps me sane and doesnt let me sex her up in public =[ but I couldnt ask for more in a girlfriend and she's the best thing that ever happen to me.



Mrs.Eazy<3

I chill and act gay with Dru n Derek when im not at work. -______-- i wish i had a job. but this recession gettin on my nerves. niggas dont wanna read niggas applications cuz niggas dont want otherniggas to get jobs..niggas wh got jobs dont wan tother niggas as co workers..niggas spend they paychecks infront of other niggas who dont earn a paycheck and niggas dont hire niggas cuz niggas dont like other niggas. But yeah, I chill with Dru a wholee lot, i think i see him more then my brother and i'm okay with that =]. Dru is always thinkin the same shit im thinkin n thats y he's my man =*. Lenny n George..Kobe n Shaq..Iverson n Mutombo..u get the point..Derek is the most un relaible guy you'll ever meet. he's horrible with time and following through with plans and 4,3,2 but i love him too.

and thats how the cookie crumbles niggas n bitches. hoes n tricks. I'll update the blog posts frequently unlike soem people -__-- lol. l8tr allig8trs.